https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Damien/Script?oldid=410951. You guys, shouldn't you be out shopping for my birthday presents? The first season of the animated television series South Park ran for 13 episodes from August 13, 1997 to February 25, 1998 on the American network Comedy Central. it doesn't mean I can't lay you down, woman, and touch your silky skin. Don't they realize that what a child needs more than anything is security? Matt StoneSouth Park: The Stick of Truth: Trey Parker We have a new student joining our class today. Just when he was being accepted he has to leave and start over. According to the audio commentary for the episode "Damien", South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone came up with the idea of Satan and Saddam Hussein being lovers on the set of BASEketball, where they would attempt to impress girls by improvising scenes between the two characters, one assuming the role of Satan and one of Saddam. Voiced by Hey, Cartman? Damien is rejected from sitting with the main characters during lunch, and is taunted by Kenny and Stan. He does have a couple of hundred pounds on you, Jesus. Son of Stench! Stan Marsh; Kyle Broflovski; Eric Cartman; Kenny McCormick; Damien Thorn; Satan; Jesus Christ; Roland; Jimbo Kern; Ned Gerblansky; Father Maxi; Mr. Allen; Mr. McDonald; Michael Buffer; Mr. Garrison; Clyde Donovan; Wendy Testaburger; Red; Bebe Stevens; Pip Pirrip; Chef; Liane … See, n-no matter how mean the other kids are to you, just don't retaliate. "Pinkeye" is the seventh episode of the first season of the American animated television series South Park. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Eh... n-yeh. Satan comes to South Park after his son, Damien, is enrolled in school with the boys. Prepare to enter thy House of Pain! I have such delightful horrors to unleash upon thee. Uh-ssee ya - Saturday - Jesus. SCRIPT NOTE: This script was split in half and aired as two episodes, 101 and 102. He is voiced by Matt Stone, and later by Trey Parker. Anyway Kenny, Yellow Man is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two. Here, let me sing you a little song. Live, from the South Park Forum on Saturday. Your time on this earth is short. Race Nancy Kerrigan wouldn't give up. "Damien" first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on February 4, 1998. The place is absolutely packed. Current A German car arrives and the driver is Damien Thorn (Michael Karter), the mean and scary acting vice principal, who wears an Adolf Hitler costume, much to everyone's anger. Death to the holy! Chef, there's a new kid in school, and he's a total weirdo freak. Let's just let everything be decided in the ring. The son of Satan called Damien is sent to Earth to find Jesus. Forante onlisam dum sameli etludemus. Damien and Pip were the only boys not invited to Cartman's birthday party. Yeah. Jesus turns to fight, but receives a blow in the abdomen, again stumbling to the ropes. They're invitations to my birthday party this weekend. ANNOUNCER In the blue corner, wearing white trunks, weighing in at a mere one South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. First Damien befriends Pip Pirrip after being rejected by Cartman and the others. Damien takes Pip to Cartman's party and as a gift, sends Pip flying in the air before making him explode. In "Damien", he joins the boys' class as the new student at South Park Elementary. What would Nancy Kerrigan do, huh? Synopsis. Eho. Look, it's very simple guys. This is the transcript for South Park 2: Dawn Of The Posers. Kids, you believe I can beat Satan, right? That kid has some emotional problems. As Damien leaves, Stan and Kyle briefly lament that he will never be able to gain acceptance because he's always on the move. Kick ass, dude! Let the new prince be decided on Saturday. Hoh, never mind, Jesus. Do you want an invitation to my birthday party? You stink, new kid. In the blue corner, wearing white trunks, weighing in at a mere 140 lbs.. And in the very very blllack corner, wearing very very blllack trunks, the king of all that is evilll, Beeeeeelzebub! Oh. Then we start the film and we first see the room of Stan Marsh (Brandon Keffer-Robalik), now 19 years … Damien riding the trycicle before her mother falls off the gallery is a clear influence on the scene where Danny is riding the trycicle on the corridors in the hotel. Black SOUTH PARK FORUM The arena is huge. While sitting on the street, Damien asks Pip if he has always been hated. He introduces himself as the son of Satan, a claim which is completely ignored by Mr. Garrison, despite his obvious evil powers. Nobody believes in me. Don't you see? However instead of helping Ike, he salutes Pip with a Nazi salute, which Pip returns. Hey, you're not such a bad guy after all, Damien. Cursed Ruler of the weak! Initially, Jesus is horribly beaten, but Satan throws the fight, allowing Jesus to win in order to get everyone's money. Those guys farted on me, and then called me-, Fartboy? Ohoho, what a splendid par-ty. I want to do something special for your party. Kenny says he saw... your mother drop you off this morning, and she's a real dog. Believe me! He calls you out! Just like the ring at Ceasar's or MGM. It's the final battle between Good and Evil. (we start with the logos of two things distributing the film. Damien's father, Satan, challenges Jesus to a boxing match, and everyone in to… Oho good. If my mom could cook like Cartman's mom, I'd be a big fat-ass, too. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET ME THE RED MEGA MAN, EH! Nancy Kerrigan got the silver, dude. No no. They can't have the fight on Saturday! A little higher and you've got it. Male Ladies and gentlemen, Lllllet's get ready to rumbllllle!! The new domination of... Now feel the wrath - of the fallen angels! Excuse me, I just talked to the bookie at the sports betting bar-. We have to at least see the weigh-in. The only problem is it's the same date as Cartman's birthday. First South Park, then the world. You be passive, m'kay? Directed by Trey Parker. Neeever bet on evil, 'cause when you d- Ned! Damien is rejected from sitting with the main characters during lunch, and is taunted by Kenny and Stan. Mr. Mackey: Wh-wh-what you need to do, uh, Damien is...is to be overly nice. As ManBearPig rampages through the streets of South Park, a brave hero steps forward to stop the carnage: Satan. Please put your present on the table to your left. Damien, do you need to sit in time out for a few minutes? Outraged, he turns Kenny into a duck-billed platypus, then demands to speak to Jesus. Eeyy! It starts out okay, with the kids gathered in Mr. Garrison’s classroom and Cartman passing out invitations to his birthday party, with specific assignments regarding which gifts each guest is expected to bring. We have to find Red and Green Mega Man for Cartman's birthday party. Satan • So it was written, and so the cycle of years brings the Son of the Evil One. Pip shows empathy for Damien, claiming that he "knows what it's like being the new kid". Cast. No, uh-no, no. Okay, I want a good clean fight guys. SPS I tried to tell Damien that we weren't invited, but-. Oh yes. The Georgia Salary Calculator allows you to quickly calculate your salary after tax including Georgia State Tax, Federal State Tax, Medicare Deductions, Social Security, Capital Gains and other income tax and salary deductions complete with supporting Georgia state tax tables … Five minutes until recess is over, you little bastards! Religion Now, children, Nancy Sinatra was quite a choice piece of ass... Hey, new kid. First is Swag Industries parodying the Columbia Pictures logo but with the statue of Liberty. After his initial appearance, Damien was written out of South Park story-wise, aside from a prominent cameo in "Professor Chaos" as a possible fourth friend, and even is seen holding a rose despite not being called up for one. No punches below the belt, holding, or miracles. Soon, my father comes. Pip replies that he has, and that Cartman is also hated, but is accepted by the others for teasing Pip. Watch Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle in all their foul-mouthed adventures. He claims to be from the seventh layer of hell. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Sports Book. You should all be ashamed of yourselves, betting against your Lord and Savior! South Park Studios Forums. Oh! There's a big problem at school. He helps me a lot when I'm feeling lonely. Demon Appearances Son of Lucifer, Son of the Evil One Damien tries this with the boys, but is consequently farted on and called 'Fart Boy'. As Cartman's birthday approaches, a new student transfers into the boys class. Yeah. Jesus looks back, and they are silent. Well, goodbye, guys. Satanism He's a dirty fighter. Jesus Versus Satan! He has eyebrows in the shape of lightning bolts. 'cause even though we might-a have different-colored skin, I'll protect you! Please help me to train. Heeyy, what do you think you're doing, new kid? [Damien is pleased] [South Park Forum, round 2. Damien can be seen on posters for him throughout the town, referencing his lack of attendance in the show. Some new kid showed up, wearing all black, and and Chef thinks he's evil. Here begins the rule of pain! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Go find another table! Outraged, he turns Kenny into a duck-billed platypus, then demands to speak to Jesus. South Park - Episode 108 - Damien Written by Matt Stone and Trey Parker. mkay? “Damien” (season 1, episode 10; originally aired 2/4/98) Watching the first five minutes of “Damien” is like eating a dirt sandwich. Relatives Creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone cut theircharacters and backgrounds out of construction paper and filmed the showstop-motion. Oooh I wonder what Stan got me for my birthday present? Cartman. Look, there's a rare duck-billed platypus! This whole thing is a plot against me, isn't it?! This new kid, he just keeps throwing things around and... saying stuff aboout his dark prince father coming. Oh, sweet! But could ya help me train a little? The official script for "Damien" was released by South Park Studios. Satan must be defeated, Chef! I'm gonna march right over to that bookie and change my bet right now! Though Damien doesn't like Pip, the two are seen together throughout the episode. Cartman's mom made chili. 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He tells Pip, who is delighted at the thought of losing that nickname to Damien. It is a bet that you will never win. Saturday is my birthday party. SOUTH PARK FORUM - DAY A good sized place for a boxing match. Now, some of you know what it's like to be the new kid in town, so I want you all to take special care to make him feel welcome. It seems that several bets were changed to Satan this morning. The wrath of the fallen angels now heads for you all! Well, come on. I want you all to meet our new classmate... Ooooh, that's exciting, my mother was from Alabama. He says he wants to talk to you. Thou must taketh me to this seedling of Satan, so mine eyes can confirm the wretched truth. Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. EXT. Yeah. Welcome, Clyde. It originally aired on February 4, 1998. Come on, Ned! Despite moving away in the same episode he was introduced in, Damien appears to have moved back to South Park and no longer lives with Satan, not being aware of or involved in any of his future plans. Aaah! What the hell, does he think we're all crazy? I didn't have a choice. Jesus and Satan end up in a fight of good and evil. Jesus, we're sorry. And no matter how mean the other kids are to you, just don't retaliate. Damien serves as an unlockable character in the game South Park Rally. Student 6th Grader with Black Hair and Blue Shirt, 6th Grader with Yellow Shirt and Brown Pants, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Damien_Thorn?oldid=433832, Damien is constantly accompanied by the ominous Latin chanting of "Rectus... Dominus... Cheesy Poofs...", "rectus dominus" is cod Latin for "ass master", an insult often used on the show, and, Damien was originally going to be voiced by, He was originally going to have a supporting role in, In various episodes, a kid similar looking to Damien in a blue shirt and brown hair can be seen sitting the back of, In one instance, Damien can be seen wearing a green shirt rather than his usual black one at Cartman's party in ". Pip is then seen falling to the ground, where he lands safely in the snow, apparently having enjoyed the experience. How come the birthday invitation you gave me says 'Green Mega Man'? When things were looking their darkest, Nancy Kerrigan fought to be the best. AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! And turning your friend into a duck-billed platypus. Contributing proofreaders. Jesus • He is unlocked by defeating "Halloween" with Kenny. INT. The plague of night is upon ye. D&D Beyond He's the cause for all the violence and death in the world.' Okay. Stan Marsh Kyle Broflovski Eric Cartman Butters Stotch Craig Tucker Heidi Turner Ike Broflovski Jimmy Valmer Token Black Herbert Garrison PC Principal Gerald Broflovski Sheila Broflovski Randy Marsh Sharon Marsh Ryan Valmer Stephen Stotch Barkley and another officer Hillary Clinton and two of her advisers. My name is Philip, but everyone calls me Pip - because they hate me. Damien serves as a boss in the game South Park (GBC), Damien's attacks are throwing snowballs, the player must attack him by using snowballs, Damien realizes how to fit in with the other kids: Turn. Now, uh, as your counselor, I want you to feel like you can tell me anything. I don't need acceptance. Fools! My children, this is the most crucial and serious time... of all history. Thank you for your faith but, I think perhaps you don't understand the severity of the situation. Wha... wha what you need to do, uh Damien, is - is to be overly nice. Yeess, that's right. Hey, he isn't hurt. The crowd cheers. Welcome, Chef. Aah! everybody's different, but that's okay, My arrival shall note the end of the Beginning, the beginning of the End, the new reign of my father! Bring me Jesus! Age We're all with you, Jesus! Damn, recess sucks without any slides or nothin'. Since then, Damien has appeared in the background of various episodes. Second is Bellevue University parodying the Universal Studios logo. I will turn you all into beasts of burden! Wendy. Grade Goddammit Jesus, snap out of it! That is one fudged-up little cracker! Let the final battle between Good and Evil be fought -. Oh. You know, somebody once said. Look! Hic dominus ampullicus unum sum. Various student characters attend the fictional school South Park Elementary in the animated television show South Park.The school is one of the most prominent settings on the show, the narrative of which revolves mostly around the students.. We've got to get our asses to the bookie! I'll get you whatever the hell I want. 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